ACCUSE, v.t. To affirm another's guilt or unworth; most commonly as a justification of ourselves for having wronged him.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Don't blame me. That's evolution. Evolution's always hard. Hard and bleak. No such thing as happy evolution.

I can’t reason when I’m around you.

We are humans first and the law always protects our basic human rights, but survival always remains a chance for any of us to go through hard times and make it through the day.

Okay, I won't open it until then

A marriage is a partnership.

The owl of Minerva spreads its wings only with the falling of the dusk.

Money is the fruit of evil, as often as the root of it.

I happen to like Precisionism. It talks to me because I collect Cubism.

Writing for children is as easy as describing the history of the Byzantium in three words.

Great buildings, like great mountains, are the work of centuries.