AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.

Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.

Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent everything that's supposed to be wrong, everything that's forbidden.

It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!

Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative, it's an easy diagram to remember, it's like "aaaaa.... beeeee.... ceeee.

Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.

True wealth is in the heart.

The person lives twice who lives the first life well.

A family is but too often a commonwealth of malignants.

I know I'm a sinner, but make me a winner!

When the sparrow sings its final refrain, the hush is felt nowhere more deeply than in the heart of man.

I probably am very sensitive for energies that come together at the right moment. And that energy, I like to transform it into a party or a club. Something that becomes real.

In a political fight, when you've got nothing in favour of your side, start a row in the opposition camp.

And even if this world burns up hidden harps will still play here.

A home isn’t only defined by what you need, Bram. It’s also about the people who need you