ARENA, n. In politics, an imaginary rat-pit in which the statesman wrestles with his record.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Look, if you wanted to be babied you should have asked Peeta.

The only thing that is sure about the future is that it will happen. The only thing not sure about the future is what will happen".

Difference which exists between the lowest, so-called men, and the other higher races is greater than between the lowest men and the highest apes.

And then there is the magnificent Thierry Henry - someone who has blistering pace and is unbelievable when he is finishing at his best.

It feels really great to be popular.

No marriage can survive without forgiveness. Marriage is a long term commitment between two sinners.

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.

What moron said that knowledge is power? Knowledge is power only if it doesn't depress you so much that it leaves you in an immobile heap at the end of your bed.

I always tell the truth about what I’m selling, and then nobody buys it.

My work never directly addresses the literal subject matter of the photograph, but attempts to ask questions about vision itself.