ART: None. The function of art is to hold the mirror up to nature, and there simply isn’t a mirror big enough—see point one.

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

And so the Universe ended.

The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the Q letter into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.

Structural linguistics is a bitterly divided and unhappy profession, and a large number of its practitioners spend many nights drowning their sorrows in Ouisghian Zodahs.

Life is wasted on the living.

The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

If I ever meet myself, ' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.

But what about the End of the Universe? We'll miss the big moment."I've seen it. It's rubbish, " said Zaphod, "nothing but a gnab gib."A what?"Opposite of a big bang. Come on, let's get zappy.

Poetry is an art that uses words to paint vivid pictures of perceptions and emotions.

Anyplace market forces have been artificially removed by the government there is a total absence of incentives, competition, effective oversight, cost controls and so on.

I wanted to be a professional baseball player.

Troubles, even the dullest, are always mildly interesting at the first hearing.

Would I drown saving him?

if a man would make his world large, he must be always making himself small.

Mastering the Art of French Cooking... doesn't mean it has to be fancy cooking, although it can be as elaborate as you wish.

It is the fate of operating systems to become free.

Anyone who campaigns for public office becomes disqualified for holding any office at all.

Russia is one of the places where significant presence of social networks are driven by domestic players right now.