Abbott's Admonitions: (1) If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know. (2) If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.

The human hand is made complete by the addition of a baseball.

May you look back on the past with as much pleasure as you look forward to the future.

The odds are six to five that the light in the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train.

Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

Allen's Law of Civilization: It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

Abrams's Advice: When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time.

A businessman needs three umbrellas - one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train.

No experiment is ever a complete failure. It can always be used as a bad example.

A system tends to grow in complexity instead of simplicity, until the resulting unreliability becomes intolerable.

In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.

Love is circumstantial we can love anyone if need be and losing the one we love is the singular catastrophe. Time does not heal it. Every present moment yearns for even the roughest past.

Sticks and stones may break your bones but words can break hearts.

Whatever you seek is within you!

Guys like Henry and his buddies were an accident waiting to happen

Used to keep my thinking in a box, I realized it was confining Broke it down decided I was more than the limits others placed on me~bns

In our imaginations we can go anywhere. Travel with me to Redwall in Mossflower country.

Scarcely one person in a thousand is capable of tasting the happiness of others.

I'm too much of a big kid.

I do have to say I have been very fortunate.

He who forgives readily only invites offense.