About a veteran player thrown out trying to steal second: There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

[History is] petrified imagination.

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.

Positive thoughts, positive life.

If you fail to believe you will procrastinate or become idealustic about how awesome you are at working hard and managing your time, you never develop a strategy for outmaneuvering your own weakness.

Something you killed didn't stay dead? Wow. That must have really put some termites in your coffin.

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

A gentle focus of attention is all it takes to free the body of minor imbalances.

The difference between a 20-something and a 30-something man? Wisdom. At 20 years old, we dont really get how sensitive and beautiful women are. By 30, were finally starting to learn.

I don't want to be rich, I just want to be loved.

Take calculated risks. Act boldly and thoughtfully. Be an agile company.

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

Absolute justice demands that mens incomes and rewards should ... vary, and that some have more than others-so long as human justice is upheld by the provision of equal opportunity for all.