About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work.

Normal is the average of deviance.

You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a cliff, that's it.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet because the rainbow was enough.

I still miss those I loved who are no longer with me but I find I am grateful for having loved them. The gratitude has finally conquered the loss.

While the angels, all pallid and wan, Uprising, unveiling, affirm That the play is the tragedy, "Man", And its hero the Conqueror Worm.

When I got [my] library card, that was when my life began.

Virginia Woolf said that writers must be androgynous. I'll go a step further. You must be bisexual.

Food didn't kill people, for God's sake, people killed people. With their harping, and criticizing, and careful living.

All the people know Tomba, but not the real Alberto.

I am a Senator against my wishes and feelings, which I regret more than any other of my life.

YouTube is becoming much more than an entertainment destination.

Boys do not leave their boyhood behind when they leave off their school uniform.

Eleven on a scale of ten, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend.

Mary Matalin and James Carville have given me more hope when it comes to love and relationships than any romance book or chick flick ever.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, they make bad movie after bad movie.

I can't be left unsupervised.

Design is all about learning from doing, that’s how we evolve to the best solution.