About my boss, Tyler tells me, if I'm really angry, I should go to the post office and fill out a change-of-address card and have all his mail forwarded to Rugby, North Dakota.

Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.

I will not hesitate.I will not hang back.I will go and offer my heart, for it is what I have to give...

Jealous is just a wish that it was you doing that thing.

Long is the road from conception to completion.

Every man has the right to risk his own life in order to preserve it. Has it ever been said that a man who throws himself out the window to escape a fire is guilty of suicide?

A relationship is not two halves coming together to make a whole. Each of you is already complete.

My whole life, I've always had to be surrounded by creative things. I find it relaxing to be in touch with creations by other people.

When you've played this game for ten years and gone to bat seven-thousand times and gotten two-thousand hits do you know what that really means? It means you've gone zero for five-thousand.

My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved.

I was OK before this, I will be OK after this.

Health care for everybody, by making it illegal not to have health care. It's so simple, why didn't we think of this before?