About no subject are poets tempted to lie so much as about their own lives.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavour.

Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.

I am rather inclined to silence, and whether that be wise or not, it is at least more unusual nowadays to find a man who can hold his tongue than to find one who cannot.

I am absolutely a Giants fan and I'm a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.

My friends have always called me 'Mr. Thorough,' in that when I get into something, I become obsessed with it.

When I die I want to go to Vogue.

Some guys fall in love with one girl, I gotta fall for two.

It's harder to empathize with those who appear to possess more power, status, or resources.

Shane settled his flamethrower more comfortably on his shoulders. “Ladies? After you.” “Rude,” Claire said. “I was being polite!” “Not when you have a flamethrower.