About the only difference between the poor and the rich, is this, the poor suffer misery, while the rich have to enjoy it.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

What is a quote? A quote (cognate with quota) is a cut, a section, a slice of someone's orange. You suck the slice, toss the rind, skate away.

Live your Dream

I seem at once cursed to say precisely what I'm thinking to him and unable to tell what he thinks about it.

It is easy to know your purpose in life, because you choose your purpose in life.

Stars are tragic. Most of the stars are nothing but reminders of love gone horribly wrong, or men challenging the gods.

What was once to me mere matter of the fancy now has grown the vast necessity of heart and life.

There's huge satisfaction in that, but I've got to credit all the doctors and trainers in Cleveland.

When we believe it, we will see it!

I don't measure my success anymore by the Grammys. I can't because I'll just end up crushed.

Hard things are valuable; easy things are not so valuable. Reaching the mountaintop is rewarding because it is hard. If it was easy, everybody would do it.