About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

You might be a big fish in a little pond, Doesn't mean you've won'Coz along may come a bigger one.

Guys, you should always fight the urge to put your mouth in gear before taking your brain out of park.

In the ring, I never really knew fear.

Ninety percent of our lives is governed by emotion.

I can wait for you longer. Because you have arrived.

Love is a thing you never can share.

A successful person finds the right place for himself. But a successful leader finds the right place for others. By John Maxwell

There is only one proof of ability - action.

I think every guy and girl would love to get to play Superman, at some point in their life.

Do not fear the digital world, it will not kill us all.