Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Those who offend us are generally punished for the offence they give; but we so frequently miss the satisfaction of knowing that we are avenged !.

Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.

But afterwards, is there nothing more for me in life - no true home - nothing to be dearer to me than myself?

If you are going to follow Jesus, you better look good on wood.

If there had been a job of being a reader, I would have taken that, because I love to read and I don't love to write. That would be blissful.

Well I'm a sire, I set the microphone on fire, Rap styles vary, and carry like Mariah

Idiotically, it occurred to me that my pink underwear didn’t match my purple bra, as if boys even notice such things.

Companies in every industry need to assume that a software revolution is coming.

Irreducible complexity is a problem for Darwinian evolution. Whenever we see these complex functional systems we realise that they have to be designed.

They say crying makes the heart lighter