Absolutely. I would never have tripped. I'm far too graceful

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

When someone who's starved of love is shown something that looks like sincere affection, is it any wonder that she jumps at it and clings to it?

It's true about the running water. You can hear anything you want to in it.

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion.

For whatever time I have to live, I intend to enjoy myself." - Midge Rylander in Eighteen Months To Live.

Dirt is not dirty, but only something in the wrong place.

In the existence of our lives, there is a single coincidence that brings us together and for a moment, our hearts beat as one.

A vote for Obama is a vote for the death of Isreal.

You kill people you hate or you kill in rage or you kill to get even, but you don't kill someone you're indifferent to.

As you know, the Inquisition is an admirable and wholly Christian invention to make the pope and the monks more powerful and turn a whole kingdom into hypocrites.

Always dream and shoot higher than you know you can do.