Accept the present moment without judgement.

The past has no power over the present moment.

The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation but your thoughts about it.

When you become comfortable with uncertainty, infinite possibilities open up in your life.

When you complain, you make yourself a victim. Leave the situation, change the situation or accept it, all else is madness.

Stop looking outside for scraps of pleasure or fulfillment, for validation, security, or love - you have a treasure within that is infinitely greater than anything the world can offer.

When you live in complete acceptance of what is, that is the end of all drama in your life.

In today's rush we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just Being.

Observe your thoughts, don't believe them.

Some changes look negative on the surface but you will soon realize that space is being created in your life for something new to emerge.

You are not separate from the whole. You are one with the sun, the earth, the air. You don’t have a life. You are life.

The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.

He’s looking for people he can be himself around. Aren’t we all?

Things work out better when you're straight up.

Managers and leaders cause most of the organizational confusion and frustration by not doing their jobs — their real jobs.

For me, writing is a love-hate relationship.

I stumbled into this format for 'Last Call with Carson Daly' that I really like, inspired by cable and Dave Attell's 'Insomniac.' I love being out on the street.

I got fed up with being in bands. I spent a couple of years touring the country in a smoked filled band, doing lots of drugs and being really unhealthy.

You could write a joke in the pub at lunchtime and watch it performed on television that evening.

The European boys have small ideas but they sure know how to dress 'em up.

We do not have homosexuals in Iran like you do [in America].