Accepting evolution does not force us to jettison our morals and ethics, and rejecting evolution does not ensure their constancy.

The world has changed from quality to quantity, and so have we.

No man will succeed unless he is ready to face and overcome difficulties and prepared to assume responsibilities.

This life is full of vanity

When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles.

...cook him up with some barbecued dog...cook that yellow chump. I'll make that mother f**ker make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice.

All profound truths startle you in the first announcement.

I know no other sign of superiority than Goodness.

Life should not only be lived, it should be celebrated.

A book should teach us to enjoy life, or to endure it.

I was a big Dave Winfield guy growing up.