Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

We're equal before the law - if we pay the same amount

The trouble with a liar is he can't remember what he said.

Do you know how to pick a lock?" "Not in the least, I'm afraid." "I often wonder what we go to school for," said Wimsey.

Not everything in my life has been pretty.

Frequently the more trifling the subject, the more animated and protracted the discussion.

My only emotion is gratitude, literally, for my life.

The entertainment industry is encouraging young people to defy and deceive their parents.

I always thought that pop groups were going to be made up in the 21st century. It wouldn't be four musicians, as such. Especially in the online world, with the worlds that are opening up.

The world's not a very comfortable place if you have a nightmare to face.

Hollywood ... the most sensational merry-go-around ever built.