According to a new poll, 50 percent of Americans think the country is divided. The other 50 percent think it isn't.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

The more we can embrace failure, the more we will be able to open to it and the more confident and resilient we will become.

An anarchist is someone who rejects the curious notion that crimes become virtues as they grow in size.

I have so much health problems, but I believe I could still make it through.

One of the saddest things is the only thing a man can do for 8 hours a day day after day is work. You can't eat 8 hours a day nor drink for 8 hours a day nor make love for 8 hours.

I have a vivid, apocalyptic imagination.

I love black lingerie and white shoes, and I love knives.

Somehow I have managed to delay looking old. In reality I have good genes.

Fate, then, is a name for facts not yet passed under the fire of thought; for causes which are unpenetrated.

If you can prove the existence of God, it can only be proven through love.

I have never been able to understand why pigeon-shooting at Hurlingham should be refined and polite, while a rat-killing match in Whitechapel is low.