Accursed from their birth they be Who seek to find monogamy, Pursuing it from bed to bed— I think they would be better dead.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.

The world of American politics is more contentious than it has ever been in my lifetime.

Most of my learning and philosophy regarding coaching basketball was developed after great frustration.

Your true image is not something to get; it is a reality to discover.

And all was black and still, and black and cold, and black and dead, and black.

To improve short-term memory significantly, reduce the stress in your life. And choose your parents wisely.

I like people-watching and fading into crowds.

Let proportion be found not only in numbers and measures, but also in sounds, weights, times, and positions, and what ever force there is.

The majority of people who come to America come to America for a better life for their family.

God is all powerful, He's in control.