Ack!" I said.Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.

Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.

Hope is a force of nature. Don't let anyone tell you different.

Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.

If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.

She frowned at me. "You need some rest. You look like hell. And you're obviously tired enough to have gotten the giggles."Wizards don't giggle, " I said, hardly able to speak. "This is cackling.

You're such a cynic, " Molly said."I think cynics are playful and cute.

If you make some comment even obliquely alluding to menstruation or menopause and its effect on my judgment, " Murphy interrupted, "I will break your arm in eleven places.

Harry, " she said quietly, "I know you must be angry."I burn things to ash and smash holes in buildings when I'm angry, " I said. "I'm a couple of steps past that point right now.

I frequently tramped eight or ten miles through the deepest snow to keep an appointment with a beech tree or a yellow birch or an old acquaintance among the pines.

I can't speak for the future. I have no crystal ball.

Now in these troubled times, even more than ever, we need an affirmation that there is goodness and beauty in the world.

I acted three times with Fred MacMurray, three times with Martin and Lewis, four times with Rock Hudson. Three times with Glenn Ford.

You don't get tired of muffins, but you don't find inspiration in them.

Krishna is dwelling in the hearts of everybody. It doesn't matter what kind of body you've got, the Lord's there with you. We're all the same really.

I love clothes. I can't control myself. I have a huge fetish for shoes and clothes and make-up. I'm the kind of person who doesn't like to wear things over and over again.

A cylinder of air reaching to the top of the atmosphere is of equal weight with a cylinder of water about 33 feet high.

I can't believe I've turned into a typical old man. I can't believe it. I was young just minutes ago.

We cannot expect you to be with us all the time, but perhaps you could be good enough to keep in touch now and again.