Acting is a form of confession.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

I am the most important person to me. I am the most important person in the entire universe to me. I am the centre of my own universe.

In the year 1456 ... a Comet was seen passing Retrograde between the Earth and the sun... Hence I dare venture to foretell, that it will return again in the year 1758.

I am healthy because of my strict diet. I can eat anything, but I don't eat everything.

There is plenty of work for love to do.

Here in a little lonely room I am master of earth and sea, And the planets come to me.

You cannot deny your origins: I love Kirchner more than Matisse, although Matisse was a greater artist. That isn't to do with nationality. It's a stronger feeling.

I have no worries myself, nor do I exude or possess within my living stratus any reason why someone should worry [on] my behalf.

It would be nice if all the Republicans could put poetry in a little box and put the box under the bed and sit on it, but they can't.

Where are the marks of the cross in your life? Are there any points of identification with your Lord? Alas, too many Christians wear medals but carry no scars.

I like a highland friend who will stand by me not only when I am in the right, but when I am a little in the wrong.