Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

No one is the worse for knowing two languages.

Make your life exciting. Do what you have to do as long as you don't hurt people.

Any place is sacred ground, for it can become a place of encounter with the divine Presence.

When you think about it there's never really been a realistic exposition of Hollywood, I mean - from the inside - showing Hollywood what it can do, what it has done, to people.

I detest racialism, because I regard it as a barbaric thing, whether it comes from a black man or a white man.

If you worry, you are a worrier because your mind is saturated with worry thoughts. To counteract these, mark every passage in your Bible that speaks of faith, hope, and courage.

Your fragility is also your strength.

Never buy a thing you don't want merely because it is dear.

Folks, do you agree with me that we cannot afford four more years of Barack Obama?

Nut cases only succeed in multiple killings when they can be confident their prospective victims are disarmed.