Acting is just playing the violin in an orchestra. Directing is being the conductor.

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage.

I don't worry about people misinterpreting my kindness for weakness.

Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it.

What's frustrating as an actor, when you want to work hard, you can only work once that phone rings and then you can only work until the production wraps. Then you have to find another job.

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could.

I think anybody who's doing work in their teen years on TV or in the movies, you're a teen idol by default.

I actually enjoyed changing diapers and I enjoyed swaddling. I don't mind being swaddled either, on occasion.

My hobbies have varied over the years. There were a whole set of new ones before I got married. Now I spend as much time with my wife, who is my best friend.

Marathons are good training goals.

I really enjoy playing that everyman part because that part is us, the audience. And you need somebody inside a comedy to tether the absurdity to reality.

Writers understand the world better, but they lack the strength to change it. Perhaps that is so because they understand their limitations more than others.

When one door closes, another one opens.

Real folk music long ago went to Nashville and left no known survivors.

Why go to the ends of the earth if you have nothing to give?

Yeah, but now suddenly - you know, universities are notoriously market oriented, too.

Where feelings for God are dead, worship is dead.

Ray Gomez is one of the greatest guitarists of all times!

I am marked like a road map from head to toe with my repressions. You can travel the length and breadth of my body over superhighways of shame and inhibition and fear.

Tis best to be silent in a bad cause.

The truth is, I was always picky anyway.