Acting is such a weird job.

I may not have gone to high school every day, but I spent whole a lot of my adolescence feeling vulnerable and confused and alone... just like everybody else.

Since I was 15 I've felt kinda like... an old man.

Michael Cera was born in Canada in 1988 at the tender age of zero.

If someone wants to be a part of your life, they’ll be there. So don’t bother saving a spot for someone who won’t make an effort to stay.

It's so easy to get caught up in your own self-doubt when you're writing. It can be so easy to tell yourself, "Who am I kidding?"

Most of the 16-year-olds I know are snotty brats that I wish I didn't know.

I worry more about something that isn't working rather than something that feels really good. You forget about the good stuff.

I could not work for a long time. I don't spend very much money. Basically I spend money on food and DVDs.

I'm not stereotypically Canadian. I don't really follow hockey. I don't feel like anything other than myself, basically.

I like to write. I like to do that when I'm not working so I don't go totally crazy, and so I feel like I'm still doing something constructive.

Change is scientific, ‘progress’ is ethical. Change is indubitable whereas progress is a matter of controversy.

Over time our tears will help heal the pain and soothe the hurt.

Where law ends there tyranny begins.

Words are but pictures of our thoughts.

You're working yourself till late at night, and sleeping crazy with deadlines - you're doing it for a reason.

If you're a good journalist, what you do is live a lot of things vicariously, and report them for other people who want to live vicariously.

Ask me a question. Don't say talk about it, ask me a question. I'm not going to talk about it if it isn't a question.

I Am... I Said is a very complicated song and its complicated probably because my feelings were very complicated when I wrote it.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.