Actions win wars. Actions heal wounds. Not words. Words are cheap. Mine, particularly. -Drew Evans.

She talks like you. It’s not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who’s only holding Cinderella back.” "That’s my girl.

You can’t get a reaction from someone who doesn’t give a shit.

Baby, if you let me take you out of here, I’ll give the word pleasure a whole new meaning." - Drew Evans

And another thing - don't get too comfortable. Take chances. Don't be afraid to lay it on the line. Even if you're happy. Even if you think life is freaking perfect.

Why do women always do this? Why are they so eager to blame themselves when someone treats them like sh*t? A guy would take a cheese grater to his tongue before admitting he screwed up.

Whoever is going to listen to the philosophers needs a considerable practice in listening.

Isn't it weird the way you remember things, when someone's gone?

Town meetings are to liberty what primary schools are to science; they bring it within the people's reach.

Comedy is incredibly hard. You have to be loose. You have to be not afraid to fail.

If I were ever to go mad it would be on Thanksgiving Day, that day of guilt and grace when the family hangs upon you like an ax over a sacrificial victim, like the oven's heat on that poor bird.

I believe becoming healthy and working out saved my life by giving me the confidence and self worth to achieve my goals.

My memoirs are full of humor, I had to change jokes because it was a little too dark.

I think there's something fun about television where, as an actor, when you read the script each week, it's like how the audience experiences watching the show each week.

Overcome space, and all we have left is Here. Overcome time, and all we have left is Now.

Fear could never make virtue.