Actors are just entertainers, even the serious ones. That's all an actor is. He's like a serious Bruce Forsyth.

It's not easy to walk out on a marriage and two young kids, and it's the most difficult thing I've ever had to do.

What we do does not define who we are. What defines us is how well we rise after falling

If you are going to do a film properly you have to give yourself completely to it.

Most dictators were short, fat, middle-aged and hairless. Besides Danny Devito, there's only me to play them.

I've watched films and even forgotten I'm in them.

Monogamy is a possibility - and a necessity. Kids have got to have something they can rely on. You have got to have something you rely on.

I'm a feminist, yes! Very strongly.

I'm very romantic. I've emptied flower shops.

It's your life, live it your way.

What would I have done if I wasn't an actor? Probably rob banks.

I've never been afraid of them. Not once. Because I had you.

When beauty is universal, it loses its power to move the heart, and only its absence can produce any emotional effect.

Salvation is free, but discipleship costs everything we have

I go to put my arm around you and you give me a look like I'm way out of bounds.

You were there all day long, 12 hours a day. So there was none of this, 'I'm going back to my trailer, my trailer's bigger than your trailer,' that kind of Hollywood nonsense.

A nickname may be the best record of a success. That's what I call putting the face of a joke upon the body of a truth.

That ain't me, that ain't my face. It wasn't even me when I was trying to be that face. I wasn't even really me them; I was just being the way I looked, the way people wanted.

There are few husbands whom the wife cannot win in the long run, by patience and love.

That is always our problem, not how to get control of people, but how all together we can get control of a situation.

Tears are okay [Morrie Schwartz]