Actors are very good at not revealing anything, so they're safe.

If you believe in Odin and Thor, people laugh themselves to death. While it's okay to believe in a man who turned water into wine, and walked on water

I have a three-piece suit. I’m an art collector. I have a funny accent. So I’m probably the killer.

I think the meaning of life is life itself. We don't necessarily want to know what it is, but we want to live it. Hopefully, we'll go out fast without knowing it.

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.

One thing I can say about the French language is that no one in the world loves their language as much as they do.

Machiavelli had some cold tricks for people who wanted to be demagogues and wanted to take over the world.

I'm terrified about psychic people who have their little shops.

I choose work with the people I like to work with.

I dont wear cologne. I do occasionally, but anytime I take a shower, I just put on deodorant. Thats basically what I smell like.

If you're playing the bad guy, you have to find what you like about them.

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

What would people think?'Jesus said that people think all sorts of things. The human mind is like a cloud of gnats. Constant motion. That's why you have to look at the heart.'Oh, ' said Grandpa.

Teaching people to become like Jesus, outside of the power of Jesus, dishonors Jesus.

The glorious Dryden, refiner and purifier of English verse, did less for rhyme than he did for metre.

I've tried to meditate, but I feel like I always overthink the process. When I need to calm my mind, I will go for a family hike...

If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being.

I liked the idea of using this mega-star [Beyoncé ] to talk about all those things on the tiny scale of my life.

As slippery as smooth grapes, words exploding in the light like dormant seeds waiting in the vaults of vocabulary, alive again, and giving life: once again the heart distills them.

Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts.

When you're one step ahead of the crowd you're a genius. When you're two steps ahead, you're a crackpot.