Actors don’t retire. They just get offered fewer roles.

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.

Watching too much TV can triple our hunger for more possessions, while reducing our personal contentment by about 5 percent for every hour a day we watch.

A philosopher once noted that people long for immortality but run out of things to do on a rainy afternoon.

Dreams don't have an expiration date.

Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.

Stardom is like making love in a hammock - a happy experience but one of uncertain duration.

Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?

I've taken up the Bible again, somewhat in the spirit of W.C. Fields - looking for loopholes.

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

The tune was sad, as the best of Ireland was, melancholy and lovely as a lover's tears.

Regardless of whether people have free will, human flourishing requires that they live in an environment in which they are treated as if they did.

in every pleasure, cruelty has its place...

Don't ever dare to take your college as a matter of course - because, like democracy and freedom, many people you'll never know have broken their hearts to get it for you.

If you're going to play strength, you've got to marry that with a vulnerability and give your character some relatable qualities.

A good song to one person could just be something mediocre to somebody else. It's always strange thinking about how songs connect with people.

I love this young people's music.

Oh, stay, sweet warbling woodlark, stay, Nor quit for me the trembling spray, A hapless lover courts thy lay, Thy soothing, fond complaining.

I'm writing my biography. It's my business. This is what happened in my life, and I'm writing about it.

Education without religion is in danger of substituting wild theories for the simple commonsense rules of Christianity.