Actors who say they can dive inside a character are either schizophrenic or lying.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

People who sleep around to get roles are frail and scared and most likely without talent. It's their own little horror show that only they can deal with.

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun

All men think they're fascinating. In my case, it's justified.

For a long time I was embarrassed to say I was a 'B' movie actor, ... But now that I see what Hollywood's putting out, I realized 'B' actually means 'better.'

We make our own problems every time. Everything that we complain about is something we can solve.

If I had all the money in the world, I'd still make movies. But I'd want them to pay me in donuts.

Every word out of my mouth is a word that I've approved.

Once you look past the hype, actors are nothing more than fugitives from reality who specialize in contradiction: we are both children and hardened adults—wide-eyed pupils and jaded working stiffs.

Sometimes you fail your chemistry test and other times it's explosive.

I believe there are only three businesses: my business, other people's business, and God's business.

If we can live well without causing unnecessary harm, why wouldn’t we?

I believe in it because it is impossible.

Our challenge is making a long-term investment in our children in an instant-gratification society.

I was pirouette and flourish, I was filigree and flame.How could I count my blessingswhen I didn't know their names?

New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani fired his wife, Donna Hanover, as official hostess of the mayor's mansion last weekend. He's got his own idea of what a hostess should be. He wants a little cupcake.

As far as working out, I know exactly what I'm doing.

After you start learning all about the mechanics of piloting a riverboat, you stop seeing all the pretty sunsets and you start thinking about the weather.

There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.

I really admire police officers, surgeons, or anyone who works in high stressed situations.