Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

Through the medium of prayer we go to our enemy, stand by his side, and plead for him to God.

True pillar of subtle light embrace humanity between dimensions, they are serene consciousness washing the pains of all soul's.

Lack of confidence in yourself, Can allow your enemies to hurt you easily.

Life is the sum or product of a bunch of individual moments if you can't enjoy moments then how do you expect to enjoy life?

My biggest problem with the retirement thing was I'd be leaving the part of this business that I enjoy the most... the entertaining part, being on stage and seeing how the music affects people.

And is not time even as love is, undivided and paceless?

I'm no saint but I do believe in what is right.

You thunder and lightning too much; the reader ceases to get under the bed, by and by.

If religion, instead of being the manifestation of a spiritual ideal, gives prominence to scriptures and external rites, then does it disturb the peace more than anything else.

The whole world can believe in you but that won't mean a thing if you don't believe in yourself too.