Actually, I have my own charity that I started that helps supplement families with terminal children.

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.

It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

It's fun to play people who are flawed.

I believe it's a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is.

There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.

I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt comfortable.

I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed.

It is too late." The old man shook his head. "It is never too late or too soon. It is when it is supposed to be." He smiled. "There is a plan, Dor.

The only means of ridding man of crime is ridding him of freedom.

Actually, I am a coward. I say only what is safe to say, and I criticise only what is permissable to criticise.

Pray v: to ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

The best of life is the exercise of ingenuity-in design, in finance, in flying, in business.

I also think the relationship I have with my audience is a lot more complex than what Hitchcock seemed to want his to be - although I think he had more going on under the surface as well.

I've always considered my work one piece and I consider that my work won't be finished until I am dead and buried and I hope that's a long, long time.

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup.

I don't want to be an icon. I want to be an idea. I want to represent possibilities.

While we lie tumbling in the hay.