Actually, I have no regard for money. Aside from its purchasing power, it's completely useless as far as I'm concerned.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

I have a feeling that inside you somewhere,there's somebody nobody knows about

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.

There is something more important than logic: imagination

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

The more successful the villain, the more successful the picture.

Film your murders like love scenes, and film your love scenes like murders.

Mystery is an intellectual process... But suspense is essentially an emotional process.

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

But Yossarian knew he was right, because, as he explained to Clevinger, to the best of his knowledge he had never been wrong.

Its hard to die. Harder to live

There's a certain sort of a man whose every charm lies in his predictability.

People can find patterns in all kinds of random events. It's called apophenia. It's the tendency we humans have to find meaning in disconnected information.

The best bet is to bet on yourself.

Take pride in your work at all times. Remember, respect for an umpire is created off the field as well as on.

We are the ghosts of the singing furies .

In the last few centuries we've managed to reduce how much we kill each other, we've learned some basic lessons about public health, and life is relatively good for more people than ever before.

I search after truth, by which man never yet was harmed.

All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes.