Actually, I have only two things to worry about now: afterlife and reincarnation.

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.

Volleyball is a Jewish sport. It's fun, and nobody can get hurt.

In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.

How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she?

Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories?

When friends ask for a second cup they are open to conversation.

the first thing I did when I made the decision to kill myself was to stop dieting. Let them dig a wider hole.

The mud of this body-complex (pudgal - that which charges and disharges) is such that the harder one tries to get out, the deeper and deeper he sinks into it.

He did not hope that God heard his prayers

The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present.

I did graduate with a bachelor's degree in civil engineering in 1948.

The American woman is a monstrosity.

The shadow of fear and uncertainty lies over most of us; for us the future seems far from being as clear and open as we believed it would be.

To be honest with my music... for me to expect anyone to connect it has to come from a place of honesty.

The true wealth of a nation lies not in it's gold or silver but in it's learning, wisdom and in the uprightness of its sons.

there's no justice, there's only love.

Once elected, the Pope is by virtue of the promise of Jesus to Peter, the Pope is preserved from the possibility of error. God would change any spend thrift politician into a responsible Pope.