Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

Salvation not shared, is salvation wasted.

I'm a man of simple tastes. I'm always satisfied with the best.

Daily prayer, daily grace.

Is there anything hotter than a cute guy who is also armed and dangerous? I think not.

Your mind is in every cell of your body.

So when they say I'm a low-level systems administrator, that I don't know what I'm talking about, I'd say it's somewhat misleading.

Ours is the old, old story of every uprising race or class or order. The work of elevation must be wrought by ourselves or not at all.

People learn from failure or from lack of success.

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.

Thought is like a bubble rising to the surface. When thought is joined to will, we call it power. That which strikes the sick person whom you are trying to help is not thought, but power.