Actually, I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

The scary thing about the future... there will be tiny cameras everywhere, and they'll be flying around like mosquitoes and drones. That will be bad. Drones are scary. You can't reason with a drone.

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.

Always stand up for Truth regardless of who steps on it.

The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord." Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

The fear of failure kills creativity and intelligence. The only thing it produces is conformity.

I married a young Englishman in Cambridge in 1955 and have lived in Britain every since.

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

You can tell a story clearly in the storyboards, but if you don't keep the correct focus in the animation, it can be ruined.

When death takes your mother, it steals that word forever.

The less people know about what is really going on, the easier it is to wield power and authority.

The principle of equal pay for equal work is written in the EU Treaties since 1957. It is high time that it is put in practice everywhere.