Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them.

I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.

People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'

Great and pure thoughts cannot be deposited in minds accumulated with rubbish.

The blue of daylightfades and chills as the sun sinksbeneath clouds of fire.

I learned then that my competitiveness is so strong I can't even control it.

Everything depends on your mental attitude.

I am a law only for my kind, I am no law for all.

There are roles that you chase sometimes.

Imagination is a licensed trespasser: it has no fear of dogs, but may climb over walls and peep in at windows with impunity.

Working on music is the funnest thing for me, and I love it, and I could do it all day, all night.

If there is effort, there is always accomplishment.

I am not a consensus politician. Im a conviction politician.