Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.

Children see magic because they look for it.

He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That was his gift.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case — is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.

Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.

Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

Honesty requires that we communicate our thoughts and feelings, not our conclusions.

The script is a bible and it's this unchangeable document that somebody spent years and years on.

I stand fearlessly for small dogs, the American Flag, motherhood and the Bible. That's why people love me.

I have a lot of nervous energy. Work is my best way of channelling that into something productive unless I want to wind up assaulting the postman or gardener.

Israel has done enormous amount of, for peace. I myself have done things that no prime minister previously had done.

When the Lord fights the battles of the saints, he does it so effectually that nobody gets nervous but the enemy

The kinds of things I want don't cost money.

You only can hurt me if I don't know who I am.

[My father] was not a musical man.

Tradition remains alive only when we struggle with it.