Actually when I gave out the script, I gave it with a CD of all the music I wanted to put in the movie, and again, we never thought we'd get all that music.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

There's comfort in a life lived in circles and its careful, sloping lines.

Always bring money along with your complaints.

How much can a dragon carry? As much as it thinks it can

Radio as we know it is pretty much changing completely.

Every cell in your body is seeking fulfillment through joy, beauty, love and appreciation.

Pessimism and hopelessness are two assassins that have been hired by very ourselves to kill ourselves!

Regret isn't going to get me anywhere. It's like being obsessed with something. It doesn't bring you anywhere.

If I were you boys, I wouldn't talk or even think about women. It ain't good for your health.

Life involves maintaining oneself between contradictions that can't be solved by analysis.

The truth is that cupidity, selfishness, envy, malice, lust, vindictiveness, are constant vices of human nature.