Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

When you get close to the raw materials and taste them at the moment they let go of the soil, you learn to respect them.

I embrace old age. Look, I'm never going to dunk on LeBron James, and I've learned to accept that. I got a pretty good life, and I'm very fortunate, and I have my blessings.

My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.

People often represent the weakest link in the security chain and are chronically responsible for the failure of security systems.

[The Goths'] poverty was incurable; since the most liberal donatives were soon dissipated in wasteful luxury, and the most fertile estates became barren in their hands.

If only Heaven will give me just another ten years... Just another five more years, then I could become a real painter.

Minorities have a right to appeal to the Constitution as a shield against such oppression.

There is nothing like employment, active indispensable employment, for relieving sorrow. Employment, even melancholy, may dispel melancholy.

People put too much emphasis on looks.

A battering ram can knock down a city wall, but it cannot stop a hole. Different things have different uses.