Adam invented love at first sight, one of the greatest labor-saving machines the world ever saw.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Love never lives on a one-way street, for it will always come back up the road bigger than how we had sent it down the road.

The language of nature is silence.

Teach yourself to work in uncertainty.

One of the main pitfalls of any theoretically "niche" show is that you spend too much time on the "niche" and not enough time on the "show."

Probably they had good reason for omitting it. A profane mind might make a jest of an apostle half seas over, and ridicule an apostolic gate-keeper who couldn't keep his head above water.

If you would be chaste, you must be temperate.

Leave it to a man to mess things up

So I left him there alone to watch history repeat the same events retold again and again on his own.

Our noses are broad, our lips are thick, our hair is nappy-we are black and beautiful!

Fracking kills, and it doesn't just kill us. It kills the land, nature and, eventually, the whole world.