Adam was the author of sin, and I wish he had taken out an international copyright on it.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The fame of his likes circulates briskly but soon grows heavy and stale

Mr. Right' is usually two or eight men.

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour whatever he does whoever he is.

For me, leadership is making a difference. It's using your agency to bring about change.

...there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

I did not read the Bible today. I am not very good at being religious and don't really feel too bad about not being too good. I do wish that I loved God and His creatures more.

I've also been working with the Challengers Club in the inner city of Los Angeles for 15 years now, I guess, and it's essentially an inner-city recreation club for boys and girls.

No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.

So much to say, yet no words would ever be enough.

Religion! what treasure untold resides in that heavenly word!