Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

God didn't create us to be average.

It is amazing what a woman can do if only she ignores what men tell her she can't.

Many companies expect loyal customers without providing loyal service. This has been the visionary failure of countless corporations.

While you were out JUDGING others, you left your closet door open...and guess what fell out!....Ooops

Deep down we are all still runners

Horses are very sensitive and perceptive. You don't have to be physical with them.

This is a hard and precarious world, where every mistake and infirmity must be paid for in full.

To know I was beautiful in his eyes made me beautiful.

There's always that one guy that you will always go back to. Even though you date other people in between, you are always in the back of your mind hoping to run into that guy.

We ought never to lose hope. God overwhelms us with his grace, if we keep asking.