Admit to yourself women are equal. In fact go ahead and say it. They're superior. Nuff said.

Guys, you should always fight the urge to put your mouth in gear before taking your brain out of park.

I saw [Linus Pauling] as a brilliant lecturer and a man with a fantastic memory, and a great, great showman. I think he was the century’s greatest chemist. No doubt about it.

I wiggle my eyebrows. 'Sorry, Evan, I can't make out with you wile the dog is aligning himself with a magnetic field.

I did martial arts and karate for eight years when I was growing up.

My brother had a big band in high school; after that we continued to play together, eventually forming a group called the Jazz Brothers, that recorded for Riverside Records.

Plant a new Truffula. Treat it with care. Give it clean water. And feed it fresh air.

I feel like if you let someone else create your vision, then it's not true to your band. No one can ever do as good as you want, or as good as you can yourself.

There is no better leader in collegiate athletics than Tom Brady.

I believe all war to be wholly wrong.

I always wanted to get married with just candles! I think candlelight is the most beautiful light there is and there's something very spiritual about it.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.