Adolescence is usually typified by an unanswerable combination of innocence and insolence.

Men were made for war. Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life.

Death is the last enemy: once we've got past that I think everything will be alright.

things are never so indescribably ghastly that they can't get worse.

Optimism is the last resort of those in deep despair. There can't be any optimists in heaven.

Those who live on vanity must, not unreasonably, expect to die of mortification.

when a person implores you to be reasonable what he means is that you should speed round forthwith to his point of view.

Evil and laughter cannot co-exist.

Claudia's the sort of girl who goes through life holding onto the sides.

Phrase books seem to be a universal and eternal source of hilarity and I think I know why. Their authors go mad in the course of compiling them.

Our only hope rests on the off-chance that God does exist.

When you are setting yourself up for success, above all put on love, because love never fails and with one-size-fits-all solution to every situation you will ever encounter.

The net is not a net until it begins to work. Work your network today!

I have no wisdom to share on dating.

I don't want to be a prisoner in a palace, living in such a constricted way - too tight!

Chemistry is a gibberish of Latin and German; but in Leibig's hands it becomes a powerful language.

A band that cries together stays together.

Joy is not made to be a crumb. (Don't Hesitate)

Our first thought is always for those on life's first rung, and how we might increase their chances of climbing.

I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.

However, lifestyle intervention requires discipline with a tangible end result that is within reach. It requires personal resolve, a lifelong commitment.