Adultery is the application of democracy to love.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

Today's dreams create tomorrow’s hope. So act today and hope for the best.

The deepest of powers are often the most subtle. Something that most fail to realize... ☥

As long as we love happiness will be our constant companion.

A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.

In Rome people spend most of their time having lunch. And they do it very well - Rome is unquestionably the lunch capital of the world.

As the old saying goes, I was simply looking for fan love, in Alderaan places.

Prayer is the beginning and the end, the source and the fruit, the core and the content, the basis and the goal of all peacemaking.

It's the company, not the cooking, that makes a meal.

A man who hasn't found anything he'd die for doesn't deserve to live.

It is not easy to get rich in Las Vegas, at Churchill Downs, or at the local Merrill Lynch office.