Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist - it reduces him to his fighting weight.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Morality can provide at most only a severely limited and insufficient answer to the question of how a person should live.

At times even the best are not good enough.

Being able to hear someone say, 'I found an incredible job on The Muse, ' or 'It gave me courage to make a career change, ' that's the motivating factor.

Saudi Arabia is a puritanical state that claims a monopoly of wisdom and virtue.

My career never went like anyone else’s, so I never followed anyone.

Fortunately, it's still not too late to develop a comprehensive global strategy to eliminate our real enemy.

But then again, you know, the pimp in TAXI DRIVER has this reason, given the environment he was living in.

I think that travel comes from some deep urge to see the world, like the urge that brings up a worm in an Irish bog to see the moon when it is full.

The more specific the interpretation suggested by a picture, the less happy I am with it.

From being a waiter, to a door-to-door salesman, to a car-washer, to a delivery boy - I have done it all.