Advertising is the spur on the flank that keeps modern company-helping economy out of hand till the day common sense is restored, if ever it happens.

Advertising is the foot on the accelerator, the hand on the throttle, the spur on the flank that keeps our economy surging forward.

Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

Peace and love, peace and love!

He is much to be dreaded who stands in dread of poverty.

I'm girlie in the sense that I like makeup, but I also love sports and man food.

I wouldn't take a directing job if I didn't think it was enriching life.

So you interrupted my date to make fun of me for still living with my parents. Couldn't you have done that on a night I didn't have a date? That's most nights, in case you're curious.

A job is a very healthy thing to do.

At every stage of spiritual growth, the greatest ally you have is your body.

The world likes humor, but it treats it patronizingly. It decorates its serious artists with laurel, and its wags with Brussels sprouts.

An honest brew makes its own friends.

To me, a fairy tale seems to have become reality.