Advertising is the tax you pay for being unremarkable.

Even now, when I do a slide show of the Geek Squad story, the first slide is a photo of ramen noodles. Because for me, ramen noodles are the international symbol for struggle.

Advertising is a tax for having an unremarkable product

When you have no money for marketing, everything you do is marketing.

Next thing you know, we're like the computer people for the movie industry in the Twin Cities

The family of Dane Heggem has been betrayed.

Let even an affectionate Goliath get himself tied to a small tender thing, dreading to hurt it by pulling, and dreading still more to snap the cord, and which of the two, pray, will be master?

In the light everything is obvious. There are no secrets. You simply have to look in order to see.

Life isn't an emergency. Christ is in charge of every moment of the day; nothing catches Him off guard.

The soul of politeness is not a question of rules but of tranquility, humility, and simplicity. And in the taking of tea it finds perhaps its most perfect expression.

Without the perpetual counterfeiting of the universe by number, man could not continue to live

These poor rich men, we anglers pity them perfectly.

I started in this industry [television] as a kid doing commercials. Ever since I was introduced to it, I loved it.

Cynicism is just an excuse for not helping.

I used to walk like a giant on the land. Now I feel like a leaf floating in a stream

When time is flown, how it fled It is better neither to ask nor tell, Leave the dead moments to bury their dead.