Advertising shouldn't be like medicine. It should be like candy.

The biggest mistake young designers make is that they try to make their advertising look like advertising

I look for things that no one I know, even myself, would ever come up with. If your solution is something that your friends or family might come up with, throw it away.

Bob Scarpelli [of DDB] has told me I'd rot in hell for the commercials I've done, but I think he's kidding.

Soft on the neck of either dove love's hands let slip the reins: and while we look for light of love, love's twilight wanes...

Throw a lucky man into the sea and he will come up with a fish in his mouth.

There is no index of character so sure as the voice.

The current tax code is harder to understand than Bob Dylan reading Finnegans Wake in a wind tunnel.

The programmers of tomorrow are the wizards of the future.

They speak very well of you". - "They speak very well of everybody." - "That so bad?" - "Yes. It means you can´t trust them.

Heartbreak was the impetus to me writing poems and music in the first place.

Although crime and corruption decreases within a one-mile radius of a casino, it increases 10 percent within a 35-mile radius by the third year the casino is open.

All education is self-discovery.

Basic principles: no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom.