Advice is like castor oil — easy enough to give but dreadful hard to take.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Never believe you are the best, but believe you are one of the best.

I'm so thankful for the Internet because actors and singers and performers now have a way to connect with their fans on a very personal level which I think is quite special.

As a designer, you've always got to push yourself forward; you've always got to keep up with the trends or make your own trends. That's what I do.

I'm not a communist, a socialist or a radical. But these issues have to be addressed.

Contrary to popular opinion, even totalitarian dictatorships are dependent on the population and the societies they rule.

Vulgarity is a necessary part of a complete author's equipment; and the clown is sometimes the best part of the circus.

Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid.

I was really falling in love with jazz and dedicating myself in that direction.

The right of election is the very essence of the constitution.

What passes for an original opinion is, generally, merely an original phrase. Old lamps for new - yes; but it is always the same oil in the lamp.