Advice, the smallest current coin.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Beauty is everywhere you look, but you have to look.

You are special person. Seek to develop your talents.

Question marks are met with periodsBy people full of arroganceThey have every answer, nothing mysteriousAnd yet they have no evidence.

One of the great things about having good players in your band is that you just ask them questions. You can pick up some good information that way.

The different parts of the automobile like the ignition switch, the various buttons, the steering wheel - the interfaces between the driver and the machine - is our spirit or heart.

Mirth is God's medicine. Everybody ought to bathe in it.

Gold will be slave or master.

That seems to me the greatest American danger we're all in, that we'll bargain away the experience of being alive for the appearance of it.

Of course, I will keep myself fit, keep my boots clean and you never know.

When I was a little boy, I rode, but I didn't own horses.